Why doom is better than a woman

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Here is a list of reasons that my friends and I came up with as to why id softwares' DOOM (tm) is better than a woman.

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  1. Doom doesn't complain when you start playing with another Doom at the same time.
  2. Doom works all month.
  3. You can turn Doom off when you are sick of it.
  4. You can always have a game of Doom.
  5. You can play Doom with your mates.
  6. You can share your Doom with as many people as you like.
  7. Doom doesn't make you do the dishes.
  8. You don't have to remember Doom's birthday.
  9. Doom doesn't leave a wet spot.
  10. When you get sick of Doom's looks you can edit its WAD files.
  11. You don't have to remember Doom's name.
  12. Doom doesn't always follow you around after a game.
  13. You don't have to take Doom out to dinner.
  14. You can use Doom to hurt your friends, but you can always be sure that Doom will not find out and leave you because it felt used.
  15. You don't have to wear a condom when interfering with Doom.
  16. You only have to pay once to use Doom.
  17. Doom doesn't change its mind.
  18. You could leave a woman for Doom, but never Doom for a woman.
  19. Doom is always interested.
  20. You don't have to hug Doom after you have used it.
  21. Doom doesn't get headaches.
  22. Doom doesn't get upset when you tell it it takes up too much space.
  23. You can fight with Doom and still have a game.
  24. You can change the attributes of Doom you don't like.

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